Horse Humping Candle
KY for KY Store
Z1-CNDL-HMP
38045888807102
$24.00
Wanna know how Kentucky has a $4 billion horse industry? We're GREAT at breeding horses. "How is someone GREAT at breeding horses?" you ask? Simple. They light a proprietary candle filled with scents of vanilla, leather, mud, and other secret scents and those horses get goin' everytime. Now available to the general public, we introduce the Horse Humping candle! May or may not work on humans.
These limited edition soy wax wonders were crafted by modern marvel Kathy Werking, with label design by constant crusher The Hern. PSA, don't leave burning candles unattended. They are on fire.
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