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Introducing Little Tom Fuckery!

By Andrew Allingham |

While Cocaine Bear is off rubbing elbows with horror luminaries at Scarefest this weekend, Friday 10/20 through Sunday 10/22/2023, we have a new friend of the bear we'd like to introduce you to... Little Tom Fuckery!

Little Tom Fuckery Banjo Squirrel

While some might say attitude is everything, it was too much of a good thing that got Little Tom kicked out of The Sharks, The Jets, The Outsiders, and every Thorntons within a 10 mile radius. His snapping privileges long silenced, Tom stands resolutely defiant in protest. "Talk to the hands," he says, but his hands only say one thing, twice. We're talking TWO middle fingers.

Despite his gruff exterior, Little Tom Fuckery is very excited to meet all of you! Pictures are encouraged, "This bird's for you, and this bird's for your friends, so take a picture, it'll last longer," he says with welcoming middle fingers raised like beacons to the heavens. Don't worry, sports fans. Gary F.N. SportsMouse will be there too!

Come on down and see us!

KY for KY Fun Mall
1315 Winchester Road Suite 321
Lexington, KY 40505

Extended Hours:
10:00 AM – 8:00 PM

12:00 PM – 6:00 PM

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