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Kentucky Coal

Kentucky for Kentucky





30% Off Everything Added At Checkout


Joy to the world! Real live Kentucky coal lumps are back! Declare this Christmas a “No Buttholes Zone” and go on the offensive with the gift that's worse than nothing. Coal. Because nothing says, “I do not approve of you,” like a real live chunk of Kentucky’s filthiest export. You'll be a Yuletide hero when you lower the boom on some unsuspecting schmuck with this hilarious anti-gift straight from the motherland.

Kentucky Coal gift-wrapped and delivered to whoever you think deserves it. Coal size and shape will vary. Real coal. 

PLEASE NOTE: All items in the coal order will be delivered to the 1 shipping address you provide. Order your coal separately if you'd like it sent to someone directly. We won't say who ordered it unless you want us to.