Kentucky Coal
On Sale
Kentucky for Kentucky
Z1-KYCOAL
023985877658
12495384772669
$7.00
Regular price30%+ OFF Sitewide! Price as marked
Description
Joy to the world! Real live Kentucky coal lumps are back! Declare this Christmas a “No Buttholes Zone” and go on the offensive with the gift that's worse than nothing. Coal. Because nothing says, “I do not approve of you,” like a real live chunk of Kentucky’s filthiest export. You'll be a Yuletide hero when you lower the boom on some unsuspecting schmuck with this hilarious anti-gift straight from the motherland.
Kentucky Coal gift-wrapped and delivered to whoever you think deserves it. Coal size and shape will vary. Real coal.
PLEASE NOTE: All items in the coal order will be delivered to the 1 shipping address you provide. Order your coal separately if you'd like it sent to someone directly. We won't say who ordered it unless you want us to.
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