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Too Drunk To Taste Chicken Koozie (Navy)

KY for KY Store
Z1-KZ-CSDRNV
019084875893
43063016489150
$4.00
Description
When you're also too drunk to taste chicken, wrap your drink in this cute little sweater complete with wise words from the Colonel himself.
Holds a can, keeps it cool. KY for KY logo on the back.
Colonel Sanders, Kernel, Sanders, too, drunk, to, taste, this, chicken, late, great
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Truth, this sums up Kentucky when you’ve had enough bull
Dude, when I first got this koozie, I could taste the chicken just fine, so I'm thinking, "Bullshit! No stars!!!" But I put a few beers in it over the course of the next 20 minutes, and I'll be gawdammed if I didn't find myself indeed too drunk to taste the chicken. HOW DID IT KNOW?! How could this beer-hugging piece of neoprene know my future WITH SUCH SPECIFIC ACCURACY? By the end of the night, I believed I was the Colonel, and I could not taste a single piece of chicken, no matter how extra tasty or crispy. FIVE STARS
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