Y’all! We’re fkn moving the Kentucky Fun Mall once again. We’re saying goodbye to 1315 Winchester Road #321 and moving just a few doors down to 1315 Winchester Road #341. While it’s a small move, we are moving into a smaller store front and need to get rid of some of this rad gear we’ve been collecting over the past 13 years...
Surely by now you've heard about the Kentucky Meat Shower of 1876, in which mystery meat fell from the sky over a Bath County farm "like large snow flakes." They even have a jar of it preserved at Transylvania University. But have you thought about what you'd do if a bounty of bonus meat fell from the sky tomorrow? I didn't think so. Let's prepare together! We already have some experience harvesting unexpected treats from the ground (see 17 Ways to Enjoy The 17-Year Cicadas), but meat shower meat will be remarkably less buzzy with a much gamier taste. Don't let that deter you from...
It’s been one year since Cocaine Bear charged into theaters and made their Hollywood debut! Movie-goers loved the film's wild imagining of what might have happened after a real-life bear ingested a whole lot of cocaine. And, now, for one night only at The Kentucky Theatre, look out, you can join the REAL LIFE Pablo Escobear to celebrate the film’s one-year anniversary! On Saturday, March 2, the REAL Cocaine Bear will be holding court in the lobby of The Kentucky Theatre. Filmgoers can pose with the guest of honor and brag about their celebrity sighting on social. While you're there, shop the Kentucky for Kentucky...
Kentucky’s people and places embody boundless abundance and beauty. We believe in Kentucky, we know Kentucky Kicks Ass (it’s kind of our whole thing)! While this is our rallying cry, we do realize many Kentuckians experience inequity and struggle to thrive. Let’s do something!
While Cocaine Bear is off rubbing elbows with horror luminaries at Scarefest this weekend, Friday 10/20 through Sunday 10/22/2023, we have a new friend of the bear we'd like to introduce you to... Little Tom Fuckery!