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Introducing Little Tom Fuckery!

By Andrew Allingham |

Introducing Little Tom Fuckery!
While Cocaine Bear is off rubbing elbows with horror luminaries at Scarefest this weekend, Friday 10/20 through Sunday 10/22/2023, we have a new friend of the bear we'd like to introduce you to... Little Tom Fuckery!

IT'S ERNEST DAY!

By KY for KY Store Admin |

IT'S ERNEST DAY!

FEATURING JIM VARNEY BIOGRAPHER JUSTIN LLOYD! Come to the KY for KY Fun Mall, 1315 Winchester Rd #321 in Lexington KY for our first ever ERNEST DAY! Saturday, July 15th, from 12 PM to 3 PM, join us for a special book signing of The Importance of Being Ernest: Life of Actor Jim Varney with biographer, Justin Lloyd. Q&A + other fun stuff to follow! Justin Lloyd, nephew and biographer of Jim Varney, is generously permitting the temporary display of valuable memorabilia, including Varney's Emmy Award trophy! Stay tuned for other shenanigans as we celebrate actor, comedian, and Kick Ass...

KY FOR KY FUN MALL GRAND OPENING

By KY for KY Store Admin |

KY FOR KY FUN MALL GRAND OPENING
Don't miss the KY for KY Fun Mall Grand Opening, Saturday, June 17 2023, in our brand spanking new location, with new and improved Cocaine Bear experience!

SoulFeast Week 2023

By KY for KY Store Admin |

SoulFeast Week 2023
Central Kentucky is set to celebrate Black culinary culture during the third annual SoulFeast Week, coming to Lexington, Kentucky, June 16th - 25th, 2023. 

Pablo Escobear Now Pronounces You… Bear-y Married!

By KY for KY Store Admin |

Pablo Escobear Now Pronounces You… Bear-y Married!
Kentucky for Kentucky’s Cocaine Bear is set to perform a wedding ceremony on Monday March 27, 2023 at the KY for KY Fun Mall! Hearts are racing, and this time it’s not just because of all the powder. There’s only one thing Pablo Escobear loves more than a duffle bag full of cocaine, and that’s folks finding true love.